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Dash-es in Dubai? Mom-ager threatens to bring every Kardashian to Dubai

Dash-es in Dubai? Mom-ager threatens to bring every Kardashian to Dubai

If a Dash store were to actually open in the UAE, would it mean a Dubai address for the overexposed family from Calabasas?

October 5, 2011 2:40 by

And here we go…all the hubbub down to the weekend when, as one of our readers call her, Dim Kardashian, struts her stuff all over Dubai…she gets into an Abaya (showing inappropriate amount of leg), leans provocatively over the Atlantis aquarium (just in case we forget she’s get big assets), and all while her mom-ager is right beside her.

If you haven’t checked the video, you’ll be amazed at how many people (and frighteningly, how many kids) were screaming their little heads off and waving their Kim K banners at the star who became famous for a little ol’ tape…

So lesson to little girls: get skanky then say you didn’t mean it to be public; get a reality show for your family under the guise of wanting to show how you are just like ‘real’ people; and then use that money to open up businesses and a modeling career. Oh yeah, and marry successful millionaire athletes, ’cause y’know…just imagine the kinds of dinner conversations you’ll be having with that wonderful guy who’s made millions out of playing ball–no offense to the NBA greats, of course–but honestly, when a guy doesn’t get it when a girl cries because she lost a $75,000-earrings out in the ocean when he threw her into the water, well there’s something douche-y about him. (By the way, is it just me or is it weird that Kim marries a ‘Kris’ when her mom is of the same name? A match made in Hollywood Heaven, if there ever was one).

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Here’s the article we published early last week about the impending Milkshake launch:
(Yes, remember she was here to launch a Milkshake shop.)

A week into the countdown of the opening of Millions of Milkshake and Dubai is absolutely buzzing. Oh sorry, you probably don’t know much about the Milkshake store that’s opening in Dubai because its launch on Octobr 14 has been absolutely overshadowed by the star power of the celebrity (and her momager) that is going to open the store.

In the last 48 hours, Kim Kardashian has successfully become trending in the UAE. And it all started with one tweet from the reality TV show darling—no wonder her promotional tweets could set back companies some five figures!

The culprit tweet was of her looking for an Emirati who can teach her some Arabic in preparation for her visit to Dubai. Then a virtual avalanche of Kardashian-related stories started to take up space in Kipp’s inbox and newsfeed.

The latest of these is news that the more popular Kardashian is eyeing Dubai as the next location for the Dash, the clothing label that Kim and her sisters, Khloe and Kourtney manage.

Seeing as the store has also opened avenues for spin off shows for the Kardashian network of TV shows (Kourtney and Khloe take Miami and Kourtney & Kim take New York), if the buxom beauty decides to open a Dash store here, it wouldn’t be such a stretch to think E! Network would consider creating a Reality TV show following the opening of the store in Dubai.

They could call it: Dash in Dubai or Kourtney and Khloe take Dubai—We’re guessing the bigger billed and newly-wed sister may not be able to find time to travel half way around the world.

All of this of course came after other news that makes Kardashian’s schedule look like she won’t be sleeping anytime during her stay. After she is reportedly going to make the world’s most expensive milkshake, here are a few tidbits she’s supposed to have on her schedule:

–          a press release came out of her being quoted saying ‘I love Arabic food and I love Arabic music’ (her preferred food should apparently make headlines now).

–          then apparently Kim and her momager (mom and manager) Kris Jenner were scoping out locations for a new club

–          oh and there’s that news that Kim maybe making an appearance at the Abu Dhabi Film Festival (the festival organisers would not confirm or deny this…and you’d have the organisers’ recognition that such news would bring in more spotlight to the event)

And it all started with a milkshake.

Whether or not any of these ‘fact-finding plans’ are actually true, it’s this kind of overkill buzz that has made this reality TV family millions. You gotta give ‘em that.

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  1. smithy on October 6, 2011 10:55 am

    Everything that’s wrong with the world distilled into one family. But you gotta give ‘em credit for cashing in.

  2. Mick on October 8, 2011 6:45 am

    Why is this country (more specifically, Dubai and Abu Dhabi) so, constantly, interested in the celebrities that are the most haram. There are two very specific characteristics of Dubai…one side – rigorous following of teachings of non-sin and humility…..the other side – massiver arrogance and shallowness….why is it the embodiment of the latter that always gets invitations while ingnoring the first?

  3. Plum Endemon on October 13, 2011 12:36 pm

    Really – who kares?

  4. Mick on October 15, 2011 8:52 am

    Another soulless cash grab…..could we actually get some quality “celebrities” to UAE? Hilton, Kardashian, Winehouse (with respect to her death, obviously), Spears all celebrated into the UAE. Is it because the rest of the world isn’t interested in them that we have to lap them up? Look at the photos on Dim Kardashian’s Milkshake trainwreck store – LaToya Jackson?? Shaq?? Lindsay Lohan?? Pam Anderson?? Miley Cyrus?? We’ll accept anyone with a sordid past.

  5. MK on October 16, 2011 11:23 am

    Mick, although I do accept part of your arguement, however, you might be a little exaggerating! Afterall, there have been celebs who’ve come here that are not complete train-recks…they’re just so much in the spotlight, or so choose to be!


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