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Kipp counts its blessings

February 23, 2009 4:22 by Dana El Baltaji

Every now and then we get a press release that reminds that 1) we‘re lucky to still have jobs, and 2) we’re even luckier that we’re not PR executives.

The following are excerpts from a press release titled Arabian Plaza Mirdif to have Dubai’s first X2 Motion Simulator.

“The X2 is FX Simulations latest simulator and has wind and thunder effects which combine with any one of the 8 high definition rides to give the rider a dynamic and exhilarating ride experience.

Sound like too much fun for you? Not to worry. You can watch the riders enjoy themselves in the capsule through the monitor located outside the simulator. Watch them scream and enjoy themselves as they go up and down a virtual rollercoaster while you remain firmly on the ground.”

Think of the poor soul who had to write that.