You’ve seen it. Maybe even this morning…May 25, 2015 12:00
The butt of all jokes
A man accidentally shot himself in the buttocks as he prepared for work.
June 15, 2009 5:24 by Dana El Baltaji
This is the sort of story Kipp lives for.
A 37-year-old security guard from Glendale, Arizona, accidentally shot himself in the buttocks as he was leaving his home for work, reported AZ Central on Sunday. As he was preparing to leave, he placed his gun in a holster close to his rear the gun fired by mistake.
He was taken to local hospital where he was treated for his injuries.
The thing is about butt-related injuries is that no matter how severe they are, they’ll always be funny. You can tell Kipp that your rear was blown off trying to save kids from jumping on a landmine, and it would still be funny.
It’s crass and insensitive, but that’s just the way it is.