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Brit holidays in Dubai, doesn’t get arrested
Busty blonde teacher, 37, wakes up with sick in hair but otherwise trip passes without incident or arrest.
April 1, 2010 8:21 by Ben Flanagan
A British teacher who spent TWO WEEKS on holiday in Dubai has returned home without having been arrested.
Busty blonde bombshell Bertha Bigun, 37, said that she enjoyed her holiday, and would “probably go back” to the oil rich UAE, where the government provides everyone with a free Hummer and all the petrol they can drink.
However on the second night of her holiday, Bertha woke up with sick in her hair and lipstick smudged all over her chubby face.
“It must have been something I ate,” she told the News of the World. “Perhaps at this restaurant Vari’s. It was very authentic there.”
Bigun holidayed alone, but kept in contact with her younger boyfriend in Essex, England, via text message.
“I texted him every day. Stuff like ‘I want you…’,” said Bigun. “‘…I want you to pick me up from the airport on Friday’, that kind of thing.”
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