Are you addicted to Social Media: Test Yourself

October 16, 2012 1:27 by kippreport

Below is a series of questions that you must answer truthfully to find out if you are a hardcore addict. Remember, you can lie to your friends and family but not to yourself!

Do you use Facebook on your mobile phone?

Yes, more than I use SMS No – I’d like to be left alone at least when I’m off the computer.

Do you dress up in your best clothes, style your hair and head out with your friends to the bathroom to click a new profile picture?

Almost every picture I have was taken that way Okay, I might have done it once or twice but I’ve learnt its stupid and people can tell it’s a bathroom self portrait. I truthfully never do that – those people should go see a shrink.

When you hear the sound of a new Facebook notification, how fast does your body leap to grab your Smartphone?

World record speed Casual, I play hard to get I let the notifications pile up

When you’ve been to a social gathering what part of your brain is thinking about when the pictures will be uploaded to Facebook and how you will look like in them?

0%- Get a life. Really. 60%- Come on, you know you do, too. 25%- I’m conscious about it, but try not to think of it Duh! I ONLY think of that and ignore the real people

How many social media networks can someone find you on regularly?

Exclusively Facebook- can’t be bothered to have people stalk me on Foursquare and the like. Twitter, Facebook and LinkedIn – I have a combination of verbal diarrhea, narcissism and compulsive restlessness. You will find me everywhere- what? I’m just curious… Bring it on!

How often do you check your social profiles?

Once a week. No, really… it’s such a waste of time. Just once a day or while- only when I’m really bored. Once after every meal- you gotta keep up. I’m hooked- I check every few hours or I feel lost!

How many times have you deactivated your Facebook account and reactivated it because you were anxious to know what you might have missed?

Never – That’s like denouncing the world! Once or Twice – Couldn’t resist the joys of Facebook Too often to remember – Yes, it’s a constant struggle of Me Vs Facebook